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Ever tried to argue with a computer??

#1 - 11th Jan 2008 07:50:00

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I doesn't work, trust me.

I recently made the big change from Works Word Processor to Word, and I initially thought the automatic spelling and grammer fixing thingy would be neato, but I am currently locked in a vicious duel with the grammer thingy. Okay, I am going to give you a sentence two times, one written my way, the other written by Mircosoft Word. It's up to you, other human beings, to tell me which you prefer.

#1. His headlong flight from the ballroom was stopped by Hansan, who grabbed his arm and steered him into a corner.

#2. Hansan, who grabbed his arm and steered him into a corner, stopped his headlong flight from the ballroom.

Which is it, folks??

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#2 - 25th Mar 2002 13:17:00

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id rewrite the entire paragraph if i were you.

:-D snicker.

and that sentence contains a comma.... which means my opinion doesnt count.

woe is me.


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#3 - 26th Mar 2002 16:37:00

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Ahhh! The joys of fighting with the computer!. <img src="> <sigh> I miss it sometimes, lol.

Yes, i also fight with the computer. Actually, i fight with anything and anyone. But that's not the point.

Te best advice that i can give is, tale that automatic thinga-magij off. And that isn't much info now is it??

It's also very annoying getting little red and green squiggly lines. You click the green ones and it says it has no suggestion, which I think means it just wanted to stop my train of thought.

Hehe, well, I'll go now,
Satine

#4 - 27th Mar 2002 16:08:00

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I know what you mean Satine. The red lines don't bother me that much (I am an atrocious speller, so I am rather grateful for those ones), but the green ones make me get all fiery and I start muttering to the computer and threatening it with bodily harm. I even asked it to step outside so we could deal with it like real men.

So, there's one vote for #2.

Anyone else wanna have their say?

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#5 - 27th Mar 2002 16:28:00

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Umm, these people in here are really no help to you what so ever are they ??? I like #2 better but thats just me. Plus the computer isn't prefect, because we aren't either and we designed the stupid things things.

So just do your own thing and then if you don't like the computers version then leave it the way it is and just press ignore. Only my suggestion !!!

#6 - 27th Mar 2002 22:05:00

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Definitely 2.

However...do you mind if I suggest breaking up that sentence.

Hansan grabbed Fred's arm. By steering him into a corner, he stopped his headlong flight from the ballroom.

Or...

Fred felt his arm grabbed. It was Hansan, steering him into a corner and preventing his headlong flight.


Or best of all... (I presume we know who Fred is, what has startled him and where they are.) just say:

Hansan grabbed Fred's arm and steered him into a corner.

We already know that Fred - by being grabbed and cornered - is not going headlong anywhere from the ballroom.

Oh dear, forgive Lisa. <img src="> I do not mean to lecture. Short sentences are really powerful. Cut out virtually every 'and', put a full stop in its place and you'll achieve instant pace. Advice only. <img src=">

Definitely your version 2 is better.




#7 - 29th Mar 2002 14:59:00

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HA!

and i quote:
"Cut out virtually every 'and', put a full stop in its place and you'll achieve instant pace. Advice only"

Fiona, you're great <img src="> *wink*

*chuckles*

hear that lisa?? cut out virtually EVERY AND... short sentences are powerful.

do be, do be dooooooo


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#8 - 29th Mar 2002 20:51:00

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Fiona Fiona Fiona!!! You were supposed to edit that post before Tommy saw it. ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

*sigh*

Okay, you little rotter, you might have won this battle, but you haven't won the war. And this is only half a victory because you had already conceded that I was a 'grammatical fiend' and that YOU WERE INCORRECT!!! HAH!

*jealously defends at least half the ands in her stories*

I was so proud of my rammbling, endless, convoluted sentences too... <img src=">

Fiona, I am taking your advice into consideration, but it is too late for book one, which is already half printed in its final form. <img src=">

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#9 - 30th Mar 2002 20:55:00

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