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G'day all,
My [i]Infernal Machine[/i] has been crashing and burning for a bunch of weeks now. I think it was the steroid addicted mega-ferret that I was using to power it, (after I retired the gerbel.) I have a temporary system in place...powered by a genetically enhanced Giant Sumatran Rat. Angus, the dude down at the Celtic Computer and Pet Shop, told me that genetically enhanced Giant Sumatran Rats are much more suitable, psychologically speaking, for powering cumputers than mega-ferrets. It's a big, ugly sucker called Angus...not after the dude down at the Celtic Computer and Pet Shop...it's named after my grandmother. Don't ask! It's a long story. Angus (the dude, not the rat) says as long as I keep him well fed, Angus (the rat, not the dude) shouldn't go the kids. As if a Giant Sumatran Rat would stand a chance against the Apaches. (Even the youngest, [i]The Feral[/i], would have him gutted, filleted and on the barbe if he so much as gave her a dirty look.)
Nice place you have here...almost like the old cubby-house. (Wasn't the pot-plant on the other side of the beanbags? Though I see we've still got Princess' blood stained rug. Tomato sauce? Yeah, right!)
One thing about not being on the [i]Infernal Machine[/i] is that I've actually had time to read for a change.
I really must tell you about some of them...but for the moment I'm off to catch-up on what's been going on.
Adios
Where's my [i]cool dude[/i] icon ??? I can't survive without my [i]cool dude[/i] icon !!!
Hang-on, here's one.
Adios again :

PS: Are there Spell Check and Check Afore You Post functions here? Sorry if there are, but they 'aint jumpimg out at me.
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Dragon.....oh how I have missed you.....
you have me in fits.... :lmao :lmao :lmao
I like you, lament the loss of a spell checker..... and miss my little kiss on the cheek icon....
for now, you get a :hug :bkiss
and to me, you will always be a cool dude- you don't need an icon to prove it
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whooooooooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo hello there, yes we have a nice new home and its time to party, whoooooooooooooooohoooooooooooo
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Anita Blake rocks
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Oh, FFS - what the hell would we do without you, DN? :

THANK YOU for amusing the Hell out of me!
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HI! DM glad you are back! Bats knows how you feel without the Computer
My was simple,NEW one,hence, Horus,lovely Black and Silver,Eros has
gone to the World of Reclye,and I read a lot of books too,found a new writer
it won't be long before we are back in our Compty Zone:kisshug :kisshug . Bats